This one is posted in honor of the DOWNAT's...
So, a few weekends ago, we took a family vacation to the hunting camp in Georgia. We were joined with the Downen's who are some of our bestest friends in the whole wide world. Well as we were limited on supplies etc. we decided to head some 20 minutes into town towards the Walmart. A car pulls out in front of us and Steven yells at the driver in a slang dialect "you DIRTY SUCKER" Well, this must have been some inside joke between him and Glenn as they start laughing really hard. WELL then, Summer pipes in from the back seat "you DIRTY Sucker." I gasp, the rest of the car start laughing...
So, in my most calm voice I say to her..."Summer, that is an adult term and it's not kind to say" You are safe to say that word as much as you want in this truck, but once we get to Walmart you are all done using that unkind word." Well, if you are like me you are thinking to yourself, "right Sher, like she will even listen to you...she is going to yell this semi-slanderous term in public for the rest of her child life embarrassing you at the most optimal of moments."
Fear not my friends, my little 2.5 year old starts yelling "Dirty Sucker, Dirty Sucker, you are a Dirty Sucker." I asked her if she was finished and she calmy responds "no, DIRTY sucKERS, DIRTY suckers, DIRTY suckers" We approach the Walmart with hysterically laughing adults and 11 year old and I again take a deep breath and say "Summer, we are at Walmart, and you have had the chance to get all your Dirty Suckers out, if you feel the need to say it again you will just say "Sweetie PIE."
Now is about the time you laugh to yourself under your breath saying YEAAAAH right...like that little girl is going to listen...Well, when we get Summer out of the car she looks up at me and at the top of her lungs yells out "SWEEEEEEEETTTTTTYYYY PIIIIIIEEEE."
And that was the last time the DOWNAT's heard the phrase "Dirty Sucker."